Thursday, September 11, 2014

Why iPhone 6 Plus is the must-have phone for Manchester United fans

Manchester United's fall from grace has been the source of great merriment for rival fans and the launch of the new iPhone has inspired another dig.
With Louis van Gaal's side languishing in the bottom half of the Premier League, one wag thought it would be a humorous way of showing off Apple's latest gadget. 
iPhone 6 Plus can fit the top 14 Premier League clubs in humorous mock-up
iPhone 6 Plus can fit the top 14 Premier League clubs in humorous mock-up
Manchester United hope £60m Angel di Maria can revive their fortunes
Manchester United hope £60m Angel di Maria can revive their fortunes
United fans would have had difficulty spotting their team when viewing the Premier League table on an iPhone 5s or iPhone 6.
But the larger screen of the iPhone 6 Plus has enough space to show the top 14 clubs, which conveniently includes Manchester United.
iPhone 6 can be linked to an Apple watch for calls and apps
iPhone 6 can be linked to an Apple watch for calls and apps
iPhone 6 Plus is significantly bigger than any phone Apple has launched
iPhone 6 Plus is significantly bigger than any phone Apple has launched
The iPhone 6 Plus is significantly bigger than any phone Apple has launched before, though obviously much smaller than an iPad mini. The dimensions are: 6.22 inches (15.8cm) in length, 3.06 inches (7.78 cm) wide, though it is very thin at 0.28 inch (0.7 cm). 
The iPhone is due to be launched on September 19 with an eye-watering price tag of £789 for the new 128GB model.
By then United fans will hope their huge investment in Angel di Maria, Radamel Falcao and Daley Blind will have resulted with a move up the table.
 

AICHOKIFANYA BALOTELI MAZOEZINI







ALL ABOUT ANACONDA YA NICKI MINAJ

The 'anaconda' is referred to as the mans penis, and the lines 'don't want none unless you got buns hon' is suggesting that guys don't want flat asses, they only like big.

It then says 'fuck them skinny bitches in the club.' I'm not sure what she's trying to say here, but to me she's telling girls to be confident even if they're packing a little meat. I mean, to you it probably doesn't sound like it but y'know... Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

5 Things Nicki Minaj Teaches Us in Anaconda:

1. have intercourse with the skinny female dogs (fuck the skinny bitches)
2. dont have intercourse with anyone who doesnt do drugs (I let him hit it cus he slang cocaine)
3. look at her butt
4. troy from detroit is a drug dealer whom is getting paid (boy toy named troy used to live in detroit, big dope dealer money he was getting some coins)
4. Michael makes good salad (he toss my salad like his name romaine)
5. mens penis' do not want to do anything unless you have some large buttocks (my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun)




Miss Minaj has again shown her lyrical geniosity; the opening lines is about feeding bread items to a serpent. Clearly, she is a vegan and the lines have shown that she is a supporter of conversion of animals into vegan-nity. Although her methods are questionable...
 
The lines 'Boy toy named troy' clearly pays a homage to Shakespeare, with reverse alliteration on the words used. With only four syllables, it is a big wonder on how she managed to fit all these rhyming words, highlighting her musical zenith.

Now, Ms. Minaj also highlights the social issues pressing against us in the subtle lines 'Now thats r-r-real, gun in my purse, bitch I came for us to kill'. Her social advocacy against guns is a truly appreciable act.

Miss Minaj also displays act of violence (And I'm hitting it with his girls) and I highly advise against this act of battery and ASSault.

Miss Minaj seems to promote beastality with the lines 'Fornicate with the anorexic female canines'. I recommend a muzzle on the canine before attempting this.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Man-U fan commits suicide after his team lost

A man believed to be a fan of Manchester United Football Club committed suicide Saturday night in Nairobi’s Pipeline estate after the team lost 1-0 to Newcastle. Police said John Jimmy Macharia aged 23 jumped to his death from the 7th floor of a building he was after learning his team had lost in the Saturday evening match. According to Nairobi County police chief Benson Kibue, Macharia told his friends he could not stand and watch the team beaten in a row before he leapt down dying on the spot. “All witness accounts suggest he committed suicide because the team lost but officers are still talking to those who were with him as part of the investigations into the incident,” he said. Kibue advised the youth in the city to realise the English Premier League just like any other sport is a game and they should not be emotional with it. “It is not the first time we are losing a young man because of the football in England, which is far away from us. They need to know that is just a game,” said Kibue. The body was later removed and taken to the mortuary by police who arrived there. Macharia is said to have landed on his head dying instantly. Manchester United slumped to their second home Premier League defeat in the space of four days as Yohan Cabaye's goal gave Newcastle a first league victory at Old Trafford since 1972.

Read more at: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000099649&story_title=man-u-fan-commits-suicide-after-his-team-lost

Thursday, November 7, 2013